Britney Spears shows up to pick up kids, problem is …
They aren’t her kids. Man, this is the strangest Britney Spears story yet, which is saying a lot.
US Magazine says, “She was just rambling and confused,” says the witness, who approached Spears to ask if she was OK. “She said, ‘I’m here to pick up my kids.’ But then she changed her story and said, ‘They aren’t my kids; I have a new attorney, and I came to pick them up for her.’”
Check out what witnesses said.
“It became the talk of the school. Some of the kids were freaked out,” says a school source. She was directed to a more secure entrance around back.
But before getting into her car and driving off (without any children), she chatted up the female witness: “She said, ‘You’re so nice. You should give me your number. I don’t have very many friends.’”
You have friends Britney. Imaginary friends. Which are the best kind you know. I know sometimes they act all mean and stuff, but they are always with you. They are always there to tell you to go to a gas station bathroom, or bang a paparrazi so he can sell your story. Or get you banned from nightclubs.
I want Britney’s number. I bet she is incredible in bed. Crazy broads always are.
I can’t believe she is even allowed near Elementary Schools. I have a feeling the judge will take notice in at the February hearing!
